Hell on Heels
God Bless Baseball.
(via rhcabws)
One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.
One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty.
I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.
I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.
I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.
IN WEST EGG.
The internet is perfect.
But like. The internet really have everything.
(Source: mcavoys)
I follow etiquetteforagentleman, but find myself reblogging only the posts they reblog from etiquetteforalady…




